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The Encyclopaedia of American Food and Drink states that on the average, an American eats 3 hamburgers per week. Overall, Americans consume up to 38 billion annually.
Rule #1. Cut it into smaller bites to prevent getting ketchup and mustard stains all across your rosy cheeks. Rule #2. Hold it correctly. If you would rather eat it without cutting it into smaller pieces, be sure to hold it correctly. Well, the best way is to leave the burger in its wrap, or wrap the bottom with a napkin, or tissues. |
Rule #3. Do not squeeze your burger too hard or the juices will start to spill and get all over you. You wouldn’t want your mommy to be grumpy about the grease drippings on your clothes.
Rule #4. Chew it nicely and steadily, preferably with your mouth closed. Nobody would like to see chewed-up hamburger working its way around your mouth. You may become an unwelcome lunch companion.
Rule #5. In addition to that, please do not talk with your mouth full. That’s definitely a no-no. For the same reason as Rule #3, talking between bites will disgust your dining partner and burger juices may start to drip all over you. Urmm…









